Squids Will Be Squids

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Squids Will Be Squids by Jon Scieszka Summary

Contemporary fables with tongue-in-cheek morals address such topics as homework, curfews, and television commercials.

The Frog Prince Continued

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The Frog Prince Continued by Jon Scieszka Summary

A hilarious sequel to the popular fairy tale continues the adventures of the prince as he unhappily copes with the realities of being human once more, until, tired of it all, he sets out to find a witch who can turn him back into a frog. Reprint.

Math Curse

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Math Curse by Jon Scieszka,Lane Smith Summary

When the teacher tells her class that they can think of almost everything as a math problem, one student acquires a math anxiety which becomes a real curse.

The Book That Jack Wrote

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The Book That Jack Wrote by Jon Scieszka Summary

A madcap variation of the cumulative nursery rhyme, this time beginning when Jack writes a book.

Battle Bunny

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Battle Bunny by Jon Scieszka,Mac Barnett,Matt Myers Summary

Alex, whose birthday it is, hijacks a story about Birthday Bunny on his special day and turns it into a battle between a supervillain and his enemies in the forest--who, in the original story, are simply planning a surprise party.

The Happy Hocky Family

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The Happy Hocky Family by Lane Smith Summary

A series of short silly stories takes a humorous look at the activities of various members of the Hocky family.

AstroNuts Mission One: The Plant Planet

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AstroNuts Mission One: The Plant Planet by Jon Scieszka Summary

"Jon Scieszka, the groundbreaking storyteller and master of wit, brings us a smart and hilarious adventure. AstroNuts doesn't just break new ground-it breaks outer space! Brilliant." — Dav Pilkey, bestselling author of the Dog Man and Captain Underpants series A laugh-out-loud tale packed with science, adventure, and a whole lot of fun: AstroWolf, LaserShark, SmartHawk, and StinkBug are animals that have been hybridized to find other planets for humans to live on once we've ruined Earth. So off they rocket to the Plant Planet! Will that planet support human life? Or do Plant Planet's inhabitants have a more sinister plan? AstroNuts Mission One is a can't-put-it-down page-turner for reluctant readers and fans ready to blast past Wimpy Kid. • This is an outer space adventure that allows young readers to learn about our planet and environment while laughing and having fun • Features full-color illustrations throughout as well as a spectacular gatefold • How-to-draw pages are included in the back to help further engage readers and inspire creativity Jon Scieszka is a bestselling author best known for his picture books The True Story of the Three Little Pigs! and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales. He is also the founder of guysread.com, a champion force behind guyslisten.com, and was the first National Ambassador of Young People's Literature. Steven Weinberg writes and illustrates kids' books about dinosaurs, roller coasters, beards, and chainsaws. "The end of humankind is upon us, and who do we send to save us?!? Certainly not a human! Wickedly funny, a story about climate change that doesn't come off as preachy. Kids will love this, and adults would be better off reading it too." —LeUyen Pham, illustrator of the Princess in Black series A giant leap for bookmaking and a giant leap for any kid looking for their next go-to series. • Great family and classroom read-aloud book • Books for kids ages 9-12 • Elementary school chapter books

Knucklehead

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Knucklehead by Jon Scieszka Summary

Babysitting mishaps, lazy summer days by the lake, and silly childhood pranks are remembered in this amusing memoir of the life of an adventurous young boy growing up in a family with six brothers. Simultaneous.

The Wolf's Story

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The Wolf's Story by Toby Forward Summary

The wolf tells the story of Little Red Riding Hood from his point of view, protesting that he was merely trying to help Grandma, not eat her.

The Little Red Hen

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The Little Red Hen by Paul Galdone Summary

Galdone's dynamic, amusing pictures add much humor to the familiar tale of the industrious hen and lazy cat, dog, and mouse.

The Old Man Who Loved Cheese

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The Old Man Who Loved Cheese by Garrison Keillor Summary

Wallace P. Flynn loves smelly cheeses so much that his family leaves him, his dog and cats can't stand to be around him, and even the skunks have to move.

Starting School

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Starting School by Jane Godwin Summary

Tim, Hannah, Sunita, Joe and Polly are all off to school for the first time. Would you like to meet them and see how they go? There are new friends to make, fun ways to learn, and lots of different things to discover. From Jane Godwin and Anna Walker comes this beautiful book focussing on the experiences and feelings of five very different children as they begin at school for the first time. Jane's simple words and ideas combine with Anna's gentle and detailed illustrations to help children feel comfortable about taking this big step.

It's a Little Book

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It's a Little Book by Lane Smith Summary

The companion title to It's a Book, now in nappies! A playful exchange between an uninformed young donkey and a book-loving young ape brings Lane Smith's bestselling It's a Book to an even younger audience. This fun and satisfying board book is perfect for small hands, so now the message about the joy of reading can be shared with toddlers too.

Baloney (Henry P.)

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Baloney (Henry P.) by Jon Scieszka Summary

A transmission received from outer space in a combination of different Earth languages tells of an alien schoolboy's fantastic excuse for being late to school again.

Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo (Frank Einstein series #3)

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Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo (Frank Einstein series #3) by Jon Scieszka Summary

"Huge laughs and great science—the kind of smart, funny stuff that makes Jon Scieszka a legend." —Mac Barnett, author of Battle Bunny and The Terrible Two Frank Einstein (kid-genius scientist and inventor) and his best friend Watson, along with Klink (a self-assembled artificial intelligence entity), create the BrainTurbo to power-boost the human body and help their baseball-pitching pal Janegoodall make the team. But when Klank (a mostly self-assembled and artificial almost intelligence entity) goes missing, they must first rescue their robot pal and stop T. Edison—Frank’s classmate and archrival—from stealing their latest invention and using it against them!

A Home for Bird

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A Home for Bird by Philip C. Stead Summary

Vernon the toad takes the silent Bird on a journey in hopes of finding Bird's home.